420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
i can count the number of times school has made me cry of stress on just one hand!
*reblogs my own post 96 times in 3 days* wtf.. This got notes?
me at the end of the school year.
i want this gif on my grave stone.
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket