nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via lohanthony)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

(via living-of-love)

arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets

(via hmarierobbins)

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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(Source: timmyturntner, via lohanthony)

postllimit:

postllimit:

i can count the number of times school has made me cry of stress on just one hand!

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via lohanthony)

no:

*reblogs my own post 96 times in 3 days* wtf.. This got notes?

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via violent-passion)

(via violent-passion)

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

(via missme-sherlock)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via lohanthony)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via violent-passion)

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

(via violent-passion)

"and God said
‘love your enemy’,
and I obeyed him
and loved myself."

خليل جبران ‎


(via hyacinthine)

(Source: lacedwithrighteousgame, via valorful)