The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
My favorite conversation ever between two people who aren’t listening to a thing the other person says.
parents: dinner’s ready!
parents: dinner’s ready and we have guests over!
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements
Obviously, if I had worked on the hobbit films this is the job I wanted to do
who don’t wanna be pretend-horse